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Nny has rigged a device up to his phone that will shoot him if he picks up the phone or tries to turn the machine off ... regardless of the fact that no one ever calls him. Why? He's tired and wants out. But after more meaningful conversation with the doughboys, he decides to turn the machine off and take charge once again. It turns out the device was never on and someone does in fact call him. We hear Nny's "......Hello?" then WZZZZZ (the tracker following Nny), BLAM! (the gun firing), WHUMP!! (Nny landing on the floor with a nice hole in his head), and AAAAIIEEEK!! (Mr. Fuck screaming).