updates | issues | hnb | goodies | about jthm | f.a.q. | info | links

Johnny has an early-morning craving for a brainfreezy but takes a suicidal relapse as he finds the machine is shut off. He decides to go out with a literal bang, taking the clerk with him. He uses the only bullet in the store's gun on the clerk and promptly sets his sights on a Cherry Fiz-Wiz without giving what happened another thought.