How Not to Film a Westlife Video.

On the set of When You’re Looking Like That. Nicky is busy farting in the corner, whilst Bryan snogs a picture of Kerry. Shane is trying not to catch his chest hair in the zip of his jacket (swoon), Mark is crying and Kian is……. Ahem. WM is on set and the cameramen are just about ready to film.

Gem: So, Kian, do you find your hair… interesting?

Kian: *Looking in mirror* Pardon?

Gem: Never mind.

Shane: *Having finished doing up his jacket is looking at the clothing rail* Are we going to choose what the girls wear or what?

Gem: OK. What do you think?

Shane: Catsuit. No, no, short skirt.

Bryan: *mouth full of Kerrys picture* Can’t we have Kerry in the video?

Gem: No.

Bryan: Go on. Shes .. gorgeous!

Gem: No.

Bryan: PLEASE?!

Gem: No. *Hands bryan a burger*

Nicky: *spotting a fan with a nicky doll* Hey, that doll looks a bit like me!

Mark: *looking at kian doll* Why do I have grey hair?

Shane: This skirt is nice. Know what I mean?

Nicky: *Nabs doll* Hey, it sings like me too!

Bryan: *finishes burger* Kerry is so pretty.

Gem: ARGH!

Shane: We’re having five girls right? I don’t care if they wear catsuits in the song, they’re wearing these skirts in the video. Can they go topless?

Gem: No. *Thinks* I’ll be in the video for you Shay.

Mark: Who’s Shay? Oh right. Him… *takes out red marker and colours kian dolls hair red* There. I look good with blue hair!

Gem: *shoves mark out of door* Ok, Mark.

Bryan: *snaps head off bryan doll* when do we start filming ? *eats head of bryan doll* Hey Kian, you taste weird.

Kian: *looks up from mirror and shrieks as Nicky flicks snot at him* Make up! I need more make up! LOOK AT ME!!!

Shane: *unzips leather jacket and zips it back up again very quickly* AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gem: Shane, just take the damned jacket off. We don’t mind…. *smiles sweetly*

Bryan: Where’s Kerry?

Several minutes later.

Kian: Oh god, I look a mess. I have like, six hairs out of place!

Cameraman: We’re filming now!

Kian: Oh, No!

Shane: *carries on screaming as Anto attempts to undo jacket*

Bryan: *drags Kerry in front of camera* Look, Kerry! In the video!

Mark Enters with freshly dyed red hair.

Mark: told you I looked good!

Nicky: *chokes* Woah! Bad smell!

Gem: *smashes head against brick wall* That was you, Nicky.

Kian: *crying* I need more make up!

Don’t believe a word of it. Westlife haven’t recorded the video for When You’re Looking Like That.. yet.

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