Tragic Westlife Lyrics

This is a page dedicated to all those terrible Westlife lyrics. Ones that sound stoopid on their own, or are just downright dumb- they're all here!

"My girl, talkin bout my girl" Come on. Some things are just bad.

"This isn't goodbye, even as I watch you leave" What the heck is it then??!

"Tell me what makes a man"Umm.. I won't go into that.

"I try to read, I go to work, I'm laughing with my friends" Good song. Tragic lyric. Nuff said.

"She's a five foot ten in catsuit and bambi eyes' Did anyone notice Shane sings that line? Is it probable that Shane will date someone an inch taller than him?!

"Across the miles, its funny to me" I fail to see the humour.....

"I'm only human" Glad to hear it.

"Walking down the streets of nothingville" Pardon?!?

"I feel I'm losing my defences, to the colour of her hair" I don't get it?!

"Wake him up the wizard" Oh dear God, who wrote that?! In fact, damnit, the whole song just says 'cheese'. I love it!

"But my heart can't breathe" Is it meant to?

"Loneliness is always looking for a friend" Duh.

"Loneliness knows my by name" So do I !!

"To all that feel no love appeal no more" Nuh-uh, double negative guys!

"So help me complete the game inside me" What is it? Tetris? Gran Turismo?

"Hello, let me know if you hear me, hello" You're coming in loud and clear, flight 29074

"It's written all over your face" Oh gawd, it's not permanent marker is it?!!

"I should have read the signs" Well, you didn't, and now we're lost without a map. You fool. Again. Boom boom!!(Ahem)

"Hush now don't you cry" Cause I will sing you a lullaby.. Yawn.

"Found out what I dreamt of, and I looked it up" Libraries are so useful these days.

"I don't care if you think I'm crazy" Thats good, cause I do.

"Lets walk through the tunnel of love" Cringe.

"Picture me all over you, Picture you all over me" Umm, no. Nice thought though....

"What would you do if my heart was torn in two" I'd get the superglue. (Many thanks to Hannah-Yvonne for giving me that one. Ta!)

"I cry silently" Err, stupid question but...how?

"Ooh da bop bop baby" ??????????????????

"You only have to smile and you knock me out" My teeth aren't that bad, are they?

"Why do I love you, don't even want to" The logic in that escapes me.

"Something's burning strong between us" Yep, you might wanna put that fire out now

"I wonder why you look at me like that" Because you look rank, my friend.

"I'm gonna take this night and make it Evergreen" Why are you singing about trees, boys?

"You make me feel funny" Chat up line of the year.

"Song of a little bird" BLEEEEEUUURGGHHH!!!

"I'm missing you girl even though you're right here by my side" Problems with the contact lenses again?

"All the guys comparing sizes" !!!!!!No comment.!!!!!!!

"So listen up this so called classy ladies, sipping fizz in VIP bars, she coudl teach a thing or two to you your outfit attitude and visa" Is it just me, or is that a dig at Christina Aguilera?

-Bad Girls- the Entire song- Help me. Westlife have gone porn-star.

"Her eulogy read, this is the home, of Jesse Chase, AKA, the crying girl, the crying girl, the crying girl" OK, 1- SO can't cope with WL using big words. 2- ARRGHH!!!

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