Erik in Therapy with a Phan

Erik: "Well, doc, you see, I have this problem.  I'm in love with this girl, Christine . . .

Female shrink: "Uh . . . uh . . . my God . . . It's Erik!!"

Erik: " . . . and I'd do anything to get her . . . "

Female shrink: "Uh . . . uh . . . my God . . . It's Erik!!"

Erik: " . . . even kill someone.  I've done it in the past . . . "

Female shrink: "Uh . . . uh . . . he's on my couch!!!"

Erik: " . . . hey shrink, are you paying any attention to me???"

Female shrink: (tongue hanging out) "My couch!!  My couch!! Wait'll my friends hear!!!"

Erik: "Hey, you know, I have a problem here . . . "

Female shrink: "Wow . . . Erik . . . wait'll the phans hear!!!"

Erik: "Look, don't make me use my punjab lasso . . . "

Female shrink: "Everyone will be so jealous . . . the real Phantom of the Opera . . . hey, can you sing Music of the Night for me?"

Erik: "Yeah, this is helping . . . "

This goes on forever until, pissed off, Erik leaves the psychiatric ward . . . on the way out, the secratary asks if he wants another appointment.  Erik takes the book and signs the shrink up for an appointment with another psychiatrist, saying, "She needs it."

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